November 6th, 2011

hedgehog

TOP 10 MOST RIDONKULOUS THINGS THAT KOREANS HAVE ACTUALLY, REALLY, SAID TO MY FACE

10. "Korea is the Switzerland of Asia."

9. "Chinese people are loud."

8. "Hangul is fast becoming a global writing system."

7. "'Pajeon' is Korean pizza."

6. "Haeundae is the French Riviera of Korea."

5. "Korea's seasons are the most distinct seasons."

4. "Kimchee cures the cancer."

3. "As you know, the white man heals more slowly than the yellow man, because the white man has the WEAKER TISSUE."

2. "You swam in the river? Weren't you afraid of the water ghosts?"

1. "Teacher I am happy: Yesterday there was earthquake in Japan, and many Japanese people IS DIE."