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TOP 10 MOST RIDONKULOUS THINGS THAT KOREANS HAVE ACTUALLY, REALLY, SAID TO MY FACE

10. "Korea is the Switzerland of Asia."

9. "Chinese people are loud."

8. "Hangul is fast becoming a global writing system."

7. "'Pajeon' is Korean pizza."

6. "Haeundae is the French Riviera of Korea."

5. "Korea's seasons are the most distinct seasons."

4. "Kimchee cures the cancer."

3. "As you know, the white man heals more slowly than the yellow man, because the white man has the WEAKER TISSUE."

2. "You swam in the river? Weren't you afraid of the water ghosts?"

1. "Teacher I am happy: Yesterday there was earthquake in Japan, and many Japanese people IS DIE."
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(Anonymous)

-Alex

My favourite was when I sprained my ankle a few years ago - I showed up to school in a walking cast and my co-teacher told me that Korean acupuncture would cure it in one day, because it was a 'miracle'. Oh, okay.

(Anonymous)

"Kimchi is science." On a date with some hot peace.

"Foreigners come to Korea to teach the English when their lives have crashed at home." A 12 year old female student.

"Teacher, my friend ate cows penis." In some shit hagwon somewhere.

"Oh you very handsome." Shouted to me and Fists Morgan everyday on our way through Gaegum.

Actually most of the time any of them spoke to me it was a load of bullshit.

scouser
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(Anonymous)

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Korea is more like the Norway of Asia in a negative way...
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(Anonymous)

I'll bet that, like myself, you have always found the thoughtless bombast of the Han to be in stark contrast to the solemnity of the Zhuang and stone-faced Manchu.

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(Anonymous)

Yes the Manchu and the Han have such contrasting mannerisms. Ive also been particularly keen to enjoy the faux pas of the Khmer. The Uiger moreover are even more particular than the Hmong.

But of course Im stating the obvious.

scouser

(Anonymous)

David Wills

This made me remember a whole bunch of stupid shit I heard back in the day.... The water ghost thing was something I'd never heard of before, and yet it came up a number of times. The "weak tissue" thing, too.