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HAPPY FOURTH

My fellow Americans, both at home and abroad, let me wish you a great Fourth of July. I'll be celebrating by going to a baseball game tonight with Lucie, Sam, and Angry Steve (He's baaaaack...). We'll drink beer and sing that time-honored American favorite, "부산 갈매기."

To my fellow unAmericans: Kiss my Yankee ass or I'll nuke you.

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Posted on Jul. 4th, 2008 at 03:31 pm | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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(Anonymous)

I've just checked wikipedia and apparently baseball was invented by the English while beer is likely to have been invented by the ancient Egyptians. So you can scratch those 2 of your list.

Actually I'm struggling to find any connection between your post and your homeland. Oh wait Ive got it...you invented the nuke. Well done.

Scouser (EU)
Posted on Jul. 4th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]jmanic

not

Correction: we did not invent the nuke, ex-pat German scientists did. WE invented nuclear devastation. There's a subtle difference.
Posted on Jul. 4th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]josephgoodrich

that pic is friggin hilarious!
Posted on Jul. 4th, 2008 12:47 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]tharp42

Yeah. It's been floating around internetland for a couple of years now, but I felt it most appropriate, as it always kills me.
Posted on Jul. 5th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

(Anonymous)

''To my fellow unAmericans: Kiss my Yankee ass or I'll nuke you.''

Unfortunately that seems to be America's foreign policy. Subsidize rogue nations or threaten to annihilate them.

Baseball is American but is a revised form of cricket. Basketball is very much Canadian though.
Posted on Jul. 14th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply